02 Apr 2007, 10:25 pm / Other
Oh my god I havent seen you in years!!! What have I been up to??? Well...After graduation I moved to Phoenix to go to ASU for mechanical engineering. A couple years in, with all the home work and hookers and blow and such...I went to one class that was just a ball buster. My proffessor just made me SNAP!!! I went OFF on this dude...I dont remember much about that day except biting a security guard and something about a hug me jacket...But anyway. I was declared clinicly crazy and spent the next 19 months in a padded room. Wasnt too bad...I got daily visits from a shrink...Bounced off a wall or two...Sponge baths. Ya know...The norm. But those dam nurses...Did you know padded rooms are round?!? Effers used to tell me dinner was in the corner and watch me go lookin. Aholes!!! There were games too. They had this cord they hooked up the jacket to in the middle of the room ya know? You could swing and bounce off the walls IT WAS AWESOME!!! Go figure I was the one to find out the window WASNT padded SHEESH!!! But about 6 months ago they let me out. Been gettin along since...Lots of counthing to 10 and breathing...New connections for hookers and blow...Still have the car addiction. OH!!! BTW catch Cops next Sat. You can see my new toy. They got me out runnin a cruiser with this whore doin lines off her ass till I hit them spike strips. MAN they alot trickier than they look on TV!!! And those bastid PROMISED theyd use a big blur over my junk when I rolled outta the car...Granted she was totaly nekkid but she was a whore so I dont care. SO!!! What have YOU been up to eh?!? Ya know...I wish I had a story like this to tell...Seems like I did that white picket fence everythings in line kinda life and everyone else gotta do something interesting. Huh.
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