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The Story of the Movie of my life...
DATE: 24 Apr 2007, 10:43 pm / MOOD: Other
Look at every teenage sob story or twentysomething movie ever produced. Theres a lead man right??? Hes got his dorky best friend/cool guy that gives advice on everything...And its always bed. Then theres the comic releif buddy thats there only to add humor...No plot additions...No meaning...Just comedy. And THEN!!! The Love interest. The one that the lead guy is crazy about and chases thru teh entire movie and in the end the two get together. Tell me its not true eh??? Me??? Im always the comedic releif...I dont get no serious plot lines...No adding to the story...And Do I ever get the girl??? HELL NO!!! Im just there to add laff for the lead guy be it the under dog or the guy thats got it all... Yeeaahh... The story of the movie of my life... One day...One day I tell ya...Ill have the comedic releif buddy...And the Dorky best friend/cool guy that gets ALL of the info and give the bad advice...And the love interest... I WILL be the guy thats gots it all but the girl...And in the end...Gets the girl...Yeeaahh... And the story will go... Boy meets girl...Boy marries girl...Boy does girl...Girl realizes boy is bad in the sack...Girl takes off...Girl goes gay...Boy starts over...
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I havent heard from you in YEARS!!!
DATE: 02 Apr 2007, 10:25 pm / MOOD: Other
Oh my god I havent seen you in years!!! What have I been up to??? Well...After graduation I moved to Phoenix to go to ASU for mechanical engineering. A couple years in, with all the home work and hookers and blow and such...I went to one class that was just a ball buster. My proffessor just made me SNAP!!! I went OFF on this dude...I dont remember much about that day except biting a security guard and something about a hug me jacket...But anyway. I was declared clinicly crazy and spent the next 19 months in a padded room. Wasnt too bad...I got daily visits from a shrink...Bounced off a wall or two...Sponge baths. Ya know...The norm. But those dam nurses...Did you know padded rooms are round?!? Effers used to tell me dinner was in the corner and watch me go lookin. Aholes!!! There were games too. They had this cord they hooked up the jacket to in the middle of the room ya know? You could swing and bounce off the walls IT WAS AWESOME!!! Go figure I was the one to find out the window WASNT padded SHEESH!!! But about 6 months ago they let me out. Been gettin along since...Lots of counthing to 10 and breathing...New connections for hookers and blow...Still have the car addiction. OH!!! BTW catch Cops next Sat. You can see my new toy. They got me out runnin a cruiser with this whore doin lines off her ass till I hit them spike strips. MAN they alot trickier than they look on TV!!! And those bastid PROMISED theyd use a big blur over my junk when I rolled outta the car...Granted she was totaly nekkid but she was a whore so I dont care. SO!!! What have YOU been up to eh?!? Ya know...I wish I had a story like this to tell...Seems like I did that white picket fence everythings in line kinda life and everyone else gotta do something interesting. Huh.
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SO!!! What do you do on a Boring Fri nite???
DATE: 04 Mar 2007, 10:27 pm / MOOD: Other
If youre me...You go to bed at bout 11. AND WAKE UP AT 2AM DYIN!!! A HORRIBLE pain in the right side of my stomache wakes me up from a peaceful awesome sleep. Try to let it pass and its just gettin worse...So I send Tiff a text askin if shed come get me and take me to the ER. I cant TELL you how thankful I am for everything you did this weekend lady. She was out with a friend and the two of em came and got me and sat with me in the ER till 645am when they told me thye had 3 hours of tests to run to be sure...So I sent her home but she wouldnt have it. She took her friend home and came back to stay with me. Which was awesome seein as my dad left for Memphis for work that morning and I couldnt get him on the fone and my mom is in England visitin my sister. I got dad on the fone finally after they put me thru a CAT scan and popped an IV in me jus to be told I get to play pin cushion today!!! Hahahaa Apendicitis. So they move me upstairs and put me in a room while we wait for the OR to open up. At this point...Tiffs still fallin asleep and dads now on an airplane home after gettin my aunt and uncle to swing by. So I got Tiff to FINALLY go get some sleep and told dad the schedule. They pulled me outta the room at bout 230 for preop in that wierd assless chap flannel t-shirt tyin thing Hahahaa. Sposedly I saw my aun and uncle??? I unno that Morphine was funny when mixed with bein tired from not sleepin Hahahaa I unno??? Ask Carly what was goin on...Between her and Tiff I was totally comfy with everything goin on. I was only worried once they told me it was appendicitis until I got Carly on IM, Tiff in the room, and my Dad on the fone. It was nuts. BUT!!! 730 they wheel me out of the OR and back into my room a bit loopy. Theres dad...Fresh off the plane from Memphis (mind you he got to Memphis sat mornin too Hahahaa). First thing...Pedersen Family GTG with the jokes Hahahaa It was awesome. 10 minutes later here comes Tiff in the middle of many texts to Carly (Did those make sense??? I dont member to well Hahahaa) I wasnt doin TOO bad afterwards. Popped 3 holes...Cut the bugger from inside me...Then sucked it out thru a crazy straw. Kinda wished I coulda watched that Hahahaa But I know NOTHIN of hte OR and that maked me very very happy :) Made it thru the nite with ALOT of Morphine (didnt really affect me much) and FINALLY got to eat at bout 4am...Too bad it was just chicken broth and Applejuice. But they made me eat brekie FRUIT LOOPS BABY!!! And take some percoset...THAT affected me. Now I cant feel the pain. Got told to take a week off work...Not move around too much. And eat stuff. Made me stick around till bout 230 for lunch and more percoset and one last batch of Morphine just for good measure Hahahaa. SO!!! Tiff and Dad brought me home...And Im currently laid up in a comfy ass bed needin some entertainment. Again...I cant Thank you enuff Tiff for helpin me out and stayin with me both nights. You went WAY above and Beyond. Carly thanks for keepin me entertained and helpin make me feel better and thinkin of me. It really did help settle my mind. Thanks for skippin out on work and comin to play dad...I swear Ill get the blue car outta the Garage when Im better!!! Hahahaa And Phill and Andrew...Thanks for the fone calls. Helped keep me mind off of jazz :)
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Ahhhh What a life...
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